Thanksgiving alphabet

[maribou]

a meme I copped from doctorpepper, 'cept I don't think he meant it for a meme:


A is for aspens and aardvarks and aukses;
B is for books, beads, and busting up boxes.
C is for candy, choc'late and chainmail;
D is for dorks and for finicky details.
E is for elephants and elegance too;
F is for fucking, for funk and for fu.
G is for Galapagan animals all;
H is for house, one's own one can maul.
I 's for instigation of trouble and fun;
J is for jaguars and Jaybird, my hon.
K is for kumquats and kids (other people's);
L is for lemurs and libraries and neepullls...
M is for Mars, movies, mugs of hot cider --
N is for "NEATO!" - stuff like supercolliders!
O is for overly orderly systems;
P is for punk rock and peaches and pistons.
Q is for questing and warm winter quilts;
R is for reading and a recliner that tilts.
S is for saxophones, preferably bari;
T is for tumults, preferably merry.
U is for unicorns, as written by Beagle;
V is for visits and vultures (not eagles).
W 's for warm woollies and beautiful weeds;
X is for heterodoX Xanthippian creeds.
Y 's for the Yucatan, and all of you Yanks;
Zed's the last letter, and for that I give thanks!