heh

[maribou]

I quote:

I cannot remember where I read this but I think it was in an old issue of Yoga Journal---an article about restorative beverages and about how men can get their "vital essence" back after ejaculation by drinking a beverage made of milk, honey, and various spices. I even dimly recall a reference to an ancient text where it was suggested that the man's partner should be the one to mix up this beverage and bring it to him after his ejaculation. When I read this I thought "what a bunch of crap, I AM NOT YOUR BLOWJOB STEWARDESS" and then I just about hopped up and down with glee at having thought such a wonderful marvelous sentence, and spent all afternoon at work with it constantly running through my head like a daily affirmation. To the point where I had to catch myself from saying it out loud. Hi Mimi, want one of these bagels? I AM NOT YOUR BLOWJOB STEWARDESS. Uh, I mean yes. Any onion ones left?


Mimi Smartypants rocks.

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that is hilarious.