too funny

[maribou]

About reading "slush" (the slushpile is an editor/professional reader's stack of submitted, non-solicited stories):

http://jimhines.livejournal.com/467074.html

(a small sample:
I do not want your D & D.
I do not like your elf PC.
I can not stand your purple prose.
I want to punch you in the nose!)