the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

[maribou]

I just got a spam message headed 'how well is the blue pill working for you?' They're getting better at it...

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[kerrymae.livejournal.com]

My favorite one was the one I got around Christmas that told me Santa Claus was going to bring me a bigger member.

[freakfish.livejournal.com]

I understand that the blue pill works for women, too...

[raisinbottom.livejournal.com]

I got a spam at work that said "I fucked her til she bled"

If I ever encountered any spammer, I don't care if they do Viagra or knockoff watches or whatever I would have no compunction against inflicting grievous bodily harm because spammers are not humans. Heck, they're not living things.

[freakfish.livejournal.com]

"Don't let them mock at small weener!"