because I know Jaybird wants to post this and I know he won't get around to it

She loves him a lot. If I did that to her she would bite my nose. Heck, she bit my nose last night just because I wouldn't come to bed on time (she had gotten tired of the flirty/affectionate reminders). And every time I stop typing and rest my hand on the mouse tonight, she comes and sits on my wrist.