not an april fools' day post
Apr. 1st, 2008 09:19 am1) It is snowing here. I blame
birdmojo, who April Fooled me before I was awake with 'hey, there's a foot of snow outside.' when it had yet to start snowing. Stupid April snow, shoo. Or at least, melt.
2) Sunday the toaster handle broke. So Monday morning I used a toothpick to make the toaster work. Except the toothpick broke twice: suboptimal. So this morning, not yet really awake, without even thinking about it for a second first, I used two toothpicks. Yay, no snappy! It's very sad how much having a subconscious grasp of exceedingly basic engineering principles can please me.
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2) Sunday the toaster handle broke. So Monday morning I used a toothpick to make the toaster work. Except the toothpick broke twice: suboptimal. So this morning, not yet really awake, without even thinking about it for a second first, I used two toothpicks. Yay, no snappy! It's very sad how much having a subconscious grasp of exceedingly basic engineering principles can please me.